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How politicians are taking advantage of coronavirus to trick poor voters

ARE THE POLITICIANS PHILANTHROPISTS OR OPPORTUNISTS? By Fredrick Okango Before March 13, 2020 Kenyan media was awash with sound bites from the politicians attacking their perceived opponents in a stinging rebuke. One would imagine that the general elections a
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How politicians are taking advantage of coronavirus to trick poor voters

ARE THE POLITICIANS PHILANTHROPISTS OR OPPORTUNISTS? By Fredrick Okango Before March 13, 2020 Kenyan media was awash with sound bites from the politicians attacking their perceived opponents in a stinging rebuke. One would imagine that the general elections are ten days away. You remember the rhetorics of Mganga, priest of corruption, reggae, Kitoweo and all […]

Hilarious: ”wacha corona iishe, serkali itapatia vijana kazi”- Jubilee promises

By Jerome Ogola We agreed that COVID-19 is a calamity of apocalyptic proportions, but regadless, the lifestyle changes that has come with it, carry some microscopic pigments of good tidings It is these specks of goodness that we enumerate here, to relieve us
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Hilarious: ”wacha corona iishe, serkali itapatia vijana kazi”- Jubilee promises

By Jerome Ogola We agreed that COVID-19 is a calamity of apocalyptic proportions, but regadless, the lifestyle changes that has come with it, carry some microscopic pigments of good tidings It is these specks of goodness that we enumerate here, to relieve us the agony of reading how “experts” predict that sub saharan Africa will […]

Breaking: Health CS confirms 16 more coronavirus cases, total 142 patients

☑️ In the last 24 hours, 530 samples have been tested. Out of these, 16 people have tested positive for the virus. This brings the total number of confirmed cases in Kenya to 142 ☑️ Out of the 16 new cases, 11 have a history of tra
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Breaking: Health CS confirms 16 more coronavirus cases, total 142 patients

☑️ In the last 24 hours, 530 samples have been tested. Out of these, 16 people have tested positive for the virus. This brings the total number of confirmed cases in Kenya to 142 ☑️ Out of the 16 new cases, 11 have a history of travel, while 5 are local transmissions. ☑️ Henceforth, those […]

Archbishop Ndingi mwana Nzeki’s lowest moment in his patriotic ministry.

By Wafula Buke The reform movement led by cheche Kenya converged at his Holy family Basilica on budget day in the 90s. With his permission, we had been planning for the march on parliament led by him. On the material day, We waited in the church compound for
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Archbishop Ndingi mwana Nzeki’s lowest moment in his patriotic ministry.

By Wafula Buke The reform movement led by cheche Kenya converged at his Holy family Basilica on budget day in the 90s. With his permission, we had been planning for the march on parliament led by him. On the material day, We waited in the church compound for him to emerge and provide leadership. It […]

Dear Kenya youth, rise up to the occasion! pick up the challenge that Uhuru has thrown at you

Photo:Premier Raila Odinga at a past event By Joshua Odhiambo Nyamori The youth of this country under the age of 30 years, rise up to the occasion! Pick up the challenge that the Government has thrown at you. Science and comparative experience has shown us th
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Dear Kenya youth, rise up to the occasion! pick up the challenge that Uhuru has thrown at you

Photo:Premier Raila Odinga at a past event By Joshua Odhiambo Nyamori The youth of this country under the age of 30 years, rise up to the occasion! Pick up the challenge that the Government has thrown at you. Science and comparative experience has shown us that you and you alone could save this country and […]

How Uhuru is preparing Kenya to be used by ‘French doctors’ as guinea pigs for coronavirus vaccine testing, no budget for research

By Jerome Ogoz I would’ve advised Africa to pull up her socks but I doubt she has any All over on Fcaebook, in unison,, there are echoes, from all directions, of condemnations of Europe, specifically France, for intending to test the efficacy of their n
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How Uhuru is preparing Kenya to be used by ‘French doctors’ as guinea pigs for coronavirus vaccine testing, no budget for research

By Jerome Ogoz I would’ve advised Africa to pull up her socks but I doubt she has any All over on Fcaebook, in unison,, there are echoes, from all directions, of condemnations of Europe, specifically France, for intending to test the efficacy of their newly formulated COVID-19 cure, in DRC Professors Jean-Paul Mira of Cochin […]

It is complicated, Governor Sonko cries out loud as cartels push to take over full control of the county government

NULLIFICATION OF THE MEETING CALLED BY THE NAIROBI METROPOLITAN SERVICES THROUGH THE PUBLIC SERVICE COMMISSION Saturday , April 4th, 2020 Upperhill, Nairobi Foremost, I wish to register my great displeasure and disappointment, and that of the entire Nairobi C
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It is complicated, Governor Sonko cries out loud as cartels push to take over full control of the county government

NULLIFICATION OF THE MEETING CALLED BY THE NAIROBI METROPOLITAN SERVICES THROUGH THE PUBLIC SERVICE COMMISSION Saturday , April 4th, 2020 Upperhill, Nairobi Foremost, I wish to register my great displeasure and disappointment, and that of the entire Nairobi City County Government, in the ATROCIOUS and REPUGNANT manner with which a few officials from the national […]

Positive thing with corona quarantine is all WEDDINGS were stopped

By Jerome Ogola This COVID-19 has stopped several reggae, only that we haven’t had time to take stock and enumerate them All weddings stand postponed or called off. Weddings were noble, until recently when they were converted into full time businesses,
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Positive thing with corona quarantine is all WEDDINGS were stopped

By Jerome Ogola This COVID-19 has stopped several reggae, only that we haven’t had time to take stock and enumerate them All weddings stand postponed or called off. Weddings were noble, until recently when they were converted into full time businesses, just like funerals have become If held in the villages, they were good, because […]

”You must wear a mask once you step out of your house”- CS Kagwe directs

Health CS Kagwe has directed that anyone visiting an open area including supermarkets must wear a mask. Speaking on Saturday when he revealed 4 more cases of coronavirus in Kenya, the CS said this will help curb transmission. “We are urging any person visit
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”You must wear a mask once you step out of your house”- CS Kagwe directs

Health CS Kagwe has directed that anyone visiting an open area including supermarkets must wear a mask. Speaking on Saturday when he revealed 4 more cases of coronavirus in Kenya, the CS said this will help curb transmission. “We are urging any person visiting a supermarket or open air market to begin wearing protective masks […]

Uganda’s Museveni pulls ahead of Uhuru, starts distributing food to the poor on lockdown

By Ekakoro E Today Uganda begins food distribution to the poor affects by the lockdown in Bwaise, an outskirt of Kampala. It will be supervised by the army and police. Uganda’s GDP per capita is about a third of Kenya’s (depending on the metric yo
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Uganda’s Museveni pulls ahead of Uhuru, starts distributing food to the poor on lockdown

By Ekakoro E Today Uganda begins food distribution to the poor affects by the lockdown in Bwaise, an outskirt of Kampala. It will be supervised by the army and police. Uganda’s GDP per capita is about a third of Kenya’s (depending on the metric you use). Uganda has 44 confirmed cases to date, Kenya was […]

Why Citizen TV’s Yvonne Okwara was stripped naked and humiliated online

By Wandia N Damn. I hate seeing the media goof and goof about things that we in the arts and humanities would have taught them to see from a mile away. This is so frustrating. And yet few of us in these subjects are speaking up, even though we are slowly bein
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Why Citizen TV’s Yvonne Okwara was stripped naked and humiliated online

By Wandia N Damn. I hate seeing the media goof and goof about things that we in the arts and humanities would have taught them to see from a mile away. This is so frustrating. And yet few of us in these subjects are speaking up, even though we are slowly being crushed and sent […]

Uhuru apology over killings was a joke, police continue torturing people over curfew

Was Uhuru’s apology over Police extra judicial killings while enforcing the coronavirus curfew a joke? well, the police are still on the rage with brutal force against those not observing the curfew. Sample this story as reported by Citizen TV: A truck
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Uhuru apology over killings was a joke, police continue torturing people over curfew

Was Uhuru’s apology over Police extra judicial killings while enforcing the coronavirus curfew a joke? well, the police are still on the rage with brutal force against those not observing the curfew. Sample this story as reported by Citizen TV: A truck driver Patrick Wainaina is nursing serious injuries after he was reportedly beaten to […]

EXPLAINER: Why people send nudes, leaking private photos is a ‘crime’

By Gordon Opiyo On Nudes, let us be honest….. You find yourself sending photos. It is something to do with love hormones. Let me technical… “Oxytocin is a peptide hormone and neuropeptide. It is normally produced in the hypothalamus and rele
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EXPLAINER: Why people send nudes, leaking private photos is a ‘crime’

By Gordon Opiyo On Nudes, let us be honest….. You find yourself sending photos. It is something to do with love hormones. Let me technical… “Oxytocin is a peptide hormone and neuropeptide. It is normally produced in the hypothalamus and released by the posterior pituitary. It plays a role in social bonding and , sexual […]

Exposed: How Uhuru humiliated arrogant CS, ordered payment of all Prisons suplliers

By Gordon Opiyo I hear some fellows say that President Uhuru does not care about the common Mwananchi. Listen to this story about suppliers to the Prisons Department. They were treated pretty much the same as we TV stations were treated. Some arrogant PS and
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Exposed: How Uhuru humiliated arrogant CS, ordered payment of all Prisons suplliers

By Gordon Opiyo I hear some fellows say that President Uhuru does not care about the common Mwananchi. Listen to this story about suppliers to the Prisons Department. They were treated pretty much the same as we TV stations were treated. Some arrogant PS and CS declared that those demanding payments were crooks and criminals. […]

BREAKING: 6 year old boy DIES of coronavirus, 12 new cases, total 122 people

Kenya has confirmed 12 more cases of coronavirus bringing the total to 122. Health CAS Dr. Mercy Mwangangi said they include 11 Kenyans and one Somali national. She further announced one more death from coronavirus: a six-year-old boy who had underlying condi
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BREAKING: 6 year old boy DIES of coronavirus, 12 new cases, total 122 people

Kenya has confirmed 12 more cases of coronavirus bringing the total to 122. Health CAS Dr. Mercy Mwangangi said they include 11 Kenyans and one Somali national. She further announced one more death from coronavirus: a six-year-old boy who had underlying conditions. The boy had been admitted to the Kenyatta National Hospital in Nairobi. “Medical […]

Why the Brenda story backfired badly on government

By Dr. Wandia Njoya Let me school the bureaucrats and their miduklas sympathizers about why the Brenda story backfired. 1. This is a patriarchal, passive aggressive and economically unequal country. Don’t put an English speaking, London travelling and t
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Why the Brenda story backfired badly on government

By Dr. Wandia Njoya Let me school the bureaucrats and their miduklas sympathizers about why the Brenda story backfired. 1. This is a patriarchal, passive aggressive and economically unequal country. Don’t put an English speaking, London travelling and therefore clearly better off young woman on TV, and expect Kenyans, who watched the poor being beaten […]

I support a complete lock down, here is how to implement it, CS Matiangi take charge

By Dr. Wandia Njoya I support a complete lock down. This is how I suggest it be implemented. We map the residential areas of all the rich people who brought this disease with planes, who are doing road trips and throwing trash in estates and who are supportin
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I support a complete lock down, here is how to implement it, CS Matiangi take charge

By Dr. Wandia Njoya I support a complete lock down. This is how I suggest it be implemented. We map the residential areas of all the rich people who brought this disease with planes, who are doing road trips and throwing trash in estates and who are supporting the police. Those areas need to be […]

SHOCK: Coronavirus has killed 5 Kenyans and Police murdered 5 Kenyans

Covid-19 has claimed the lives of five Kenyans so far and the Police have also killed 5 people while enforcing the curfew. Members of parliament are all mute even the vocal, crazy ones like Moses Kuria. Out of the five, three died in the country, while two ar
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SHOCK: Coronavirus has killed 5 Kenyans and Police murdered 5 Kenyans

Covid-19 has claimed the lives of five Kenyans so far and the Police have also killed 5 people while enforcing the curfew. Members of parliament are all mute even the vocal, crazy ones like Moses Kuria. Out of the five, three died in the country, while two are Kenyans living abroad. On March 26, Health […]

Hilarious: Jehova Wanyonyi is on bangi, reason coronavirus is racing globally

By Jerome Ogoz I’ve watched that session on Kenya’s COVID-19 survivors and thought the fact that the president addressed them through a video conferencing and not on a one on one means there are levels of scepticism about their recovery Nonetheles
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Hilarious: Jehova Wanyonyi is on bangi, reason coronavirus is racing globally

By Jerome Ogoz I’ve watched that session on Kenya’s COVID-19 survivors and thought the fact that the president addressed them through a video conferencing and not on a one on one means there are levels of scepticism about their recovery Nonetheless, it is good as it inspires some hope to a cynical population that coronavirus […]

BREAKING: 2 die due to coronavirus, 29 new cases reported, 110 total

Kenya has recorded two more coronavirus deaths, the first patient died in Nairobi last week. One of the new deaths reported on Thursday was of a Kenya Ports Authority employee. The woman, 58, was buried at Mbaraki Cemetery on Thursday. The number of confirme
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BREAKING: 2 die due to coronavirus, 29 new cases reported, 110 total

Kenya has recorded two more coronavirus deaths, the first patient died in Nairobi last week. One of the new deaths reported on Thursday was of a Kenya Ports Authority employee. The woman, 58, was buried at Mbaraki Cemetery on Thursday. The number of confirmed coronavirus cases in Kenya has risen by 29 bringing the total […]

Why government is busy with propaganda than prep for Coronavirus wave hit

By Cyprian Nyamwamu Yes we have more MPs than we have ICU beds/units. With only 150 ICU beds since independence but we have 349 National Assembly Members plus speaker and 67 Senators plus speaker. The ratio is nearly 3:1. But we borrowed five trillion over th
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Why government is busy with propaganda than prep for Coronavirus wave hit

By Cyprian Nyamwamu Yes we have more MPs than we have ICU beds/units. With only 150 ICU beds since independence but we have 349 National Assembly Members plus speaker and 67 Senators plus speaker. The ratio is nearly 3:1. But we borrowed five trillion over the first six years of Jubilee. For God knows what. […]

List of lies, inconsistencies Brenda coronavirus patient told on TV

BRENDA and BRIAN INSPIRATION(BBI) FACT CHECK! 1. Brendah told NTV that Brian was her boyfriend who came to pick her from the airport Fact Check/inconsistency When interviewed on Citizen TV she changed the narrative saying that she came to know Brian in the is
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List of lies, inconsistencies Brenda coronavirus patient told on TV

BRENDA and BRIAN INSPIRATION(BBI) FACT CHECK! 1. Brendah told NTV that Brian was her boyfriend who came to pick her from the airport Fact Check/inconsistency When interviewed on Citizen TV she changed the narrative saying that she came to know Brian in the isolation ward at Mbagathi 2. Brendah said that she had been in […]

Why most parents are taking children back to the villages, can’t feed them in Nairobi

Of course all hoof eaters are already having it rough, with the prevailing difficulties occasioned by the COVID-19 epidemic However, there is a special category who are having real nightmares. Any hoof eater, with at least three male children aged between 10
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Why most parents are taking children back to the villages, can’t feed them in Nairobi

Of course all hoof eaters are already having it rough, with the prevailing difficulties occasioned by the COVID-19 epidemic However, there is a special category who are having real nightmares. Any hoof eater, with at least three male children aged between 10 and 15 These are champion ugali eaters. They do what a Luo can […]

How the mighty have fallen

By Gordon Opiyo How The Mighty Have Fallen!!!! This was the cry of David when he heard that Saul and Jonathan had died in Battle. It was a cry signifying the change of guard from the mighty family of Saul to the unknown family of David, son of Jesse, a mere h
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How the mighty have fallen

By Gordon Opiyo How The Mighty Have Fallen!!!! This was the cry of David when he heard that Saul and Jonathan had died in Battle. It was a cry signifying the change of guard from the mighty family of Saul to the unknown family of David, son of Jesse, a mere herds boy who was […]

Thailand King goes into quarantine with 20 beauties, sex marathon

The king of Thailand has taken over a luxury German hotel to isolate from the coronavirus — along with a harem of 20 women, according to reports. King Maha Vajiralongkorn, 67, reportedly booked the entire Grand Hotel Sonnenbichl with “special permission
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Thailand King goes into quarantine with 20 beauties, sex marathon

The king of Thailand has taken over a luxury German hotel to isolate from the coronavirus — along with a harem of 20 women, according to reports. King Maha Vajiralongkorn, 67, reportedly booked the entire Grand Hotel Sonnenbichl with “special permission” to break the lockdown in the Alpine resort town of Garmisch-Partenkirchen. In total disregard […]

See full list of counties with Coronavirus cases, Nairobi and Mombasa leading

The number of confirmed coronavirus cases in Kenya has risen by 22 bringing the total number in the country to 81. Health CS Mutahi Kagwe said on Wednesday that 21 out of the 22 cases are people who are currently in quarantine. “We have tested over 300 Keny
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See full list of counties with Coronavirus cases, Nairobi and Mombasa leading

The number of confirmed coronavirus cases in Kenya has risen by 22 bringing the total number in the country to 81. Health CS Mutahi Kagwe said on Wednesday that 21 out of the 22 cases are people who are currently in quarantine. “We have tested over 300 Kenyans and out of those 22 have tested […]

Panic in police force as investigations over brutal force to enforce curfew starts

By Wahome Thuku via FB DEAR POLICEMAN YOU were instructed to go and ensure curfew orders are obeyed. Day one you clobbered people out of their brains and Kenyans cheered you on. Third day you were still reliving the excitement. You took it higher and shot a 1
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Panic in police force as investigations over brutal force to enforce curfew starts

By Wahome Thuku via FB DEAR POLICEMAN YOU were instructed to go and ensure curfew orders are obeyed. Day one you clobbered people out of their brains and Kenyans cheered you on. Third day you were still reliving the excitement. You took it higher and shot a 13-yr old boy from inside his home balcony. […]

How Dr Ndii destroyed lawyer Donald Kipkorir completely, will never recover, dead!

Top Economist Prof David Ndii on Tuesday, March 31 completely destroyed city lawyer, slay king Donald Kipkorir who had advised Uhuru regime to print Ksh750 billion and inject it into the economy as part of the country’s response to the Coronavirus pande
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How Dr Ndii destroyed lawyer Donald Kipkorir completely, will never recover, dead!

Top Economist Prof David Ndii on Tuesday, March 31 completely destroyed city lawyer, slay king Donald Kipkorir who had advised Uhuru regime to print Ksh750 billion and inject it into the economy as part of the country’s response to the Coronavirus pandemic. 2. Kenya prints us$7.5b (about Kshs. 750B) & give every County equivalent to […]

BREAKING: 9 new coronavirus cases reported, total 59

Health Chief Administrative Secretary Mercy Mwangangi has confirmed nice new coronavirus cases. This now brings the country’s total number to 59. The CAS said in the last 24 hours, 234 samples have been analysed in which the nine tested positive as at M
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BREAKING: 9 new coronavirus cases reported, total 59

Health Chief Administrative Secretary Mercy Mwangangi has confirmed nice new coronavirus cases. This now brings the country’s total number to 59. The CAS said in the last 24 hours, 234 samples have been analysed in which the nine tested positive as at March 31, 2020. On Monday, Kenya announced 8 new confirmed COVID-19 cases rising […]

Ten reasons why coronavirus containment measures are NOT working

By Empraim Njega TEN REASONS WHY OUR CORONAVIRUS CONTAINMENT MEASURES AREN’T WORKING These are the reasons why the measures being implemented by the government to control COVID19 in Kenya will not be effective; 1. The measures are reactive rather than p
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Ten reasons why coronavirus containment measures are NOT working

By Empraim Njega TEN REASONS WHY OUR CORONAVIRUS CONTAINMENT MEASURES AREN’T WORKING These are the reasons why the measures being implemented by the government to control COVID19 in Kenya will not be effective; 1. The measures are reactive rather than proactive i.e why wait for things to worsen before enhancing measures? We asked for grounding […]

Emotional: Letter from Italy to Kenyans; your life under Coronavirus in the coming weeks

Dear Kenyans, dear Uhuru I am writing to you from Italy, which means I am writing from your future. We are now where you will be in a few days. The epidemic’s charts show us all entwined in a parallel dance. We are but a few steps ahead of you in the path o
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Emotional: Letter from Italy to Kenyans; your life under Coronavirus in the coming weeks

Dear Kenyans, dear Uhuru I am writing to you from Italy, which means I am writing from your future. We are now where you will be in a few days. The epidemic’s charts show us all entwined in a parallel dance. We are but a few steps ahead of you in the path of time, […]

Breaking: The best Catholic Cardinal we never had Archbishop Nzeki is DEAD

The best Catholic cardinal Kenya never had the retired Archbishop Raphael Ndingi Mwana ‘a Nzeki is dead after a long illness. Reports indicate that the 88-year-old was taken ill at the Archdiocesan Clergy home where he was residing and was taken to Mater ho
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Breaking: The best Catholic Cardinal we never had Archbishop Nzeki is DEAD

The best Catholic cardinal Kenya never had the retired Archbishop Raphael Ndingi Mwana ‘a Nzeki is dead after a long illness. Reports indicate that the 88-year-old was taken ill at the Archdiocesan Clergy home where he was residing and was taken to Mater hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival. “A sombre morning as […]

Hilarious: How Governor Lonyangapuo nudes got leaked, small head took charge as big head rested

By Jerome Ogola There is this organ, the only one in a human body that comes with it’s own head, the nuclear warhead With a head of his own, the organ reasons independently, and it’s decisions must not be in tandem with that of the main head Each
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Hilarious: How Governor Lonyangapuo nudes got leaked, small head took charge as big head rested

By Jerome Ogola There is this organ, the only one in a human body that comes with it’s own head, the nuclear warhead With a head of his own, the organ reasons independently, and it’s decisions must not be in tandem with that of the main head Each time this small head makes a move, […]

Uhuru should use Jubilee T-shirt distribution magic for sanitizers to reach villages

By Jerome Ogola Baffles how Jubilee t-shirts could be printed, in millions and circulated to reach every village, even the remotest part of the country’s hinterland, but the same efficacy cannot be replicated to reach the masses with masks and sanitizer
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Uhuru should use Jubilee T-shirt distribution magic for sanitizers to reach villages

By Jerome Ogola Baffles how Jubilee t-shirts could be printed, in millions and circulated to reach every village, even the remotest part of the country’s hinterland, but the same efficacy cannot be replicated to reach the masses with masks and sanitizer, now that the life of the same voter is threatened by a trending virus […]

BREAKING: Government to give food to the poor, total lock-down for 21 days to curb coronavirus

GOVERNMENT LAUNCHES HARAMBEE FOR CORONA To foster our national response to the Coronavirus Pandemic, His Excellency the President has directed the National Treasury to set up the COVID-19 Emergency Response Fund. The principal object of the Fund shall be to m
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BREAKING: Government to give food to the poor, total lock-down for 21 days to curb coronavirus

GOVERNMENT LAUNCHES HARAMBEE FOR CORONA To foster our national response to the Coronavirus Pandemic, His Excellency the President has directed the National Treasury to set up the COVID-19 Emergency Response Fund. The principal object of the Fund shall be to mobilize resources for emergency response towards containing the spread, effects and impact of the COVID-19 […]

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